When you find yourself on your crush's ex-girlfriend's mom's Facebook page at 3am.

Pretending to be happy when someone drops by for an unannounced visit.

Sunday Scaries.

When the recipe calls for a "splash" of wine.

After your boyfriend takes the garbage out without asking.

When your boss volunteers you for a project at work.

That one friend who won't just split the dinner bill evenly.

After one dose of NyQuil.

Knowing nothing about football but still wanting to go to the sports bar with your friends.

Coming out of the dressing room like...

When someone starts talking to you but you have headphones on.

Guys night.

Remembering that "Big Bang" is back tonight!