"In my hometown of Chicago, I'm kind of a medium deal."

"I like that Barack got that job."

"I really like Halal food."

"I know enough about basketball where I feel like I could coach 12-year-olds pretty effectively."

"My girlfriend is in good shape. She gives me health tips like 'Hannibal, you're going to die.' Stuff like that."

"I like getting 'Times' articles online. But the actual paper just has too many words."

A man of quotables! Happy Birthday, Hannibal!