Tips on how to be a goddamn adult, vol 1.
Step 1 - Rinse all the half-eaten quinoa off of each mastication vessel you used.
Step 2 - Load the goddamn machine of your dreams with your newly rinsed dishes.
Step 4 - Insert dishwasher soap. Or, if you're a soulless bastard, a young goat.
Step 5 - Close the well organized, space age machine from the future.
Step 6 - Hit start button, drop acid, stare at dishwasher until it becomes a singularly conscious, tie dye washing machine.