Step 1 - Rinse all the half-eaten quinoa off of each mastication vessel you used.

Step 2 - Load the goddamn machine of your dreams with your newly rinsed dishes.

Step 4 - Insert dishwasher soap. Or, if you're a soulless bastard, a young goat.

Step 5 - Close the well organized, space age machine from the future.

Step 6 - Hit start button, drop acid, stare at dishwasher until it becomes a singularly conscious, tie dye washing machine.