Say what you will about the Real Housewives of Revenue County, but ever since that fateful episode, the image of Andy wearing a faux fur coat has been burned into my mind.

I realized this today at lunch. I said "What's up Andy?", to which he responded, "Oh, you know, just eating lunch.

I simply can't unsee him in this outfit.

Even if I try and imagine him in a tuxedo....

...or in pancake sandals...

...or in this size 16, Bust 38, Waist 29 Mad Men era outfit...

....or with beautiful, red hair.....

...it's all faux nothing.