You Have The Right To Chop But That Doesn't Mean You Should
So someone told you you'd look good with a short haircut.
Ehhh, not everyone can pull it off.
Your hair was so long and luscious!
But now people are telling you this:
You are angry and frustrated, we get it.
Grab some cat food, sit down, and relax.
You are just gonna have to wait for it to grow back.