Mustard is the fucking devil. Its gross and pointless. Even this stupid mustard GIF is too long, dumb, unsatisfying and a complete waste of time and calories.
Walk the Moon can just jump off a fucking cliff. The evil writers of "Shut Up & Dance" should just shut up. I hope this boner spills mustard on his dumb white denim suit.
Speaking of dumb music, The Chainsmokers. Nice dance moves, bro. You're a regular bar mitzvah Beyonce. Stop it.
Stupid sports chants. You know things are dire when the only success you have is spelling a four letter thats worth more on a Scrabble board than your points per game average (14) for the last 3 decades.