No hesitation. No surrender. No man left behind.
It's Friday night and you're bored.
You don't really want to go out and do anything.
But there's a new Thundergun movie out!
So you get really, really excited.
You see it and...there is no dong!
NO DONG. Thundergun always hangs dong.
You are angry and ready to voice your opinion.
You know what you have to do.
You have to SAVE THE DONG.
Now raise your hand if you're ready to get out there and save it.