LIFE'S ∀ RIOT We are Riot Society. We eat our vegetables, look both ways before crossing the street, put our pants on one leg at a time, and oh yeah… we make t-shirts. Some of them are funny. Some of them are crazy, And some of them are like “WTF?” Live how you want to live, be who you want to be. Life’s a riot, blah, blah, blah.