
"It sounds so bad!"

In This Country

"We are gonna drill, baby, drill."

It's Gonna Be Yuge

"That was a little bit too much."

"I don't care if she stays."

I Just Cringe

When Trump Sends His Mexican Food

Who the hell can't beat Biden?

I Beat China All The Time

"I'm under a gag order."

Oh God, No

"That's a bad thing for me."

"I would have testified."

What Is Real?

"I'm a very innocent man."

We're Going To Make America Great Again

Donald Trump's Greatest Hits

We saw America first defeat America last.

Who is Donald Trump Jr?

"There's reasons for things having happened."

We win it every time.

It Was Unbelievable

This is not your typical victory speech.

"I want to congratulate Ron and Nikki."