
"What the hell!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"He's gotta be on our side."

You're Officially Awesome

"Sleepy Don."

I've Been Getting Ignored

Laughing way too hard

The Results Are Coming In Fast And Furious

There Are A Lot Of Choices

How's everybody doing tonight?

Ugh

Ugh

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You remember."

"Manage your expectations, people."