
"What the hell!"

You're Officially Awesome

I've Been Getting Ignored

The Results Are Coming In Fast And Furious

There Are A Lot Of Choices

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Sleepy Don."

How's everybody doing tonight?

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

He got a bipartisan infrastructure bill passed.

"You remember."