
"What the hell!"

You're Officially Awesome

I've Been Getting Ignored

The Results Are Coming In Fast And Furious

There Are A Lot Of Choices

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Sleepy Don."

How's everybody doing tonight?

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

He got a bipartisan infrastructure bill passed.

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."