
"It sounds so bad!"

In This Country

"We are gonna drill, baby, drill."

"That was a little bit too much."

"I don't care if she stays."

I Just Cringe

When Trump Sends His Mexican Food

It's Gonna Be Yuge

"There's reasons for things having happened."

Who the hell can't beat Biden?

White People Love Taco Bowls

What Is Real?

"I'm under a gag order."

I Beat China All The Time

"I want to congratulate Ron and Nikki."

That Must Be A Mistake

"I would have testified."

Got A Little Chub

"I'm a very innocent man."

"Ukraine, I know Pres. Putin very well."

"That's a bad thing for me."

We saw America first defeat America last.

Donald Trump's Greatest Hits

We win it every time.

Who is Donald Trump Jr?