
Just Smile and Nod

Captain, My Captain

Tom Hanks Talks Academy Museum of Motion Pictures

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Let's Start Giving Out Some Trophies!"

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You remember."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"You think you're better than me?"

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."