
Just Smile and Nod

Captain, My Captain

Tom Hanks Talks Academy Museum of Motion Pictures

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Let's Start Giving Out Some Trophies!"

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"You remember."

"I got one 'woo.'"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You think you're better than me?"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"Too chilling for you guys?"