
If I Were a Snail

Farting on the subway

Just call me your old pal, Saddam Hussein

Let's look for treasure

Looks like you got away with it

You farted during the closing argument

You think farts are so funny

Perhaps he's homophobic

You farted in court

My sentiments exactly your honor

They think that farts are funny, but they're not!

April Fools

There ARE hard feelings

It's what's on the inside that matters

J'accuse!

Oh my god!

I've got you now you fart loving fart lovers

Relax, guy, trust me!

It all began 15 years ago...