
"What the hell!"

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Yes, age is an issue."

Biden on the importance of journalism

"That was hard-hitting journalism you saw."

"Your words speak truth to power."

"You think you're better than me?"

"To all my friends in the press..."

"And the race is tied?"

"To a free press."

"...my definition of patriotism and heroism."

"Biden laughed."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"I may use that again."

"My VP actually endorses me."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"God bless America."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"You're way too young to be president."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"Sleepy Don."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."