
"What the hell!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Yes, age is an issue."

Biden on the importance of journalism

"To all my friends in the press..."

"And the race is tied?"

"That was hard-hitting journalism you saw."

"Your words speak truth to power."

"You think you're better than me?"

"...my definition of patriotism and heroism."

"My VP actually endorses me."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"I may use that again."

"To a free press."

"God bless America."

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"Sleepy Don."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Stop emailing us!"

"You're way too young to be president."

"Please, not so loud."