
"What the hell!"

"Biden laughed."

"You think you're better than me?"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You remember."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Yes, age is an issue."

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"To all my friends in the press..."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Wordle is here tonight."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"Please, not so loud."