
"What the hell!"

Courtroom sketch artist

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"I got one 'woo.'"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You remember."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"You think you're better than me?"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Stop emailing us!"

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."