
"What the hell!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You remember."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"Biden laughed."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Stop emailing us!"

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Wordle is here tonight."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"Yes, age is an issue."

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."