
"What the hell!"

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You remember."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"You think you're better than me?"

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Manage your expectations, people."

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."