
"What the hell!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You remember."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"Manage your expectations, people."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Stop emailing us!"

"You think you're better than me?"

"Biden laughed."

"You're the funny one in the family."
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you!"

Biden on the importance of journalism

"If Congress were theater..."

Turning the page

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"