
"What the hell!"

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"You remember."

"I got one 'woo.'"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"Stop emailing us!"

"You think you're better than me?"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

"And the race is tied?"