
"What the hell!"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"I got one 'woo.'"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"You remember."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."