
"What the hell!"

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You remember."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Wordle is here tonight."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"You think you're better than me?"

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"