
"What the hell!"

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

Courtroom sketch artist

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"I got one 'woo.'"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You remember."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"You think you're better than me?"

"Stop emailing us!"

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"