
"What the hell!"

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Biden laughed."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"You remember."

"I got one 'woo.'"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"You think you're better than me?"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"