
"What the hell!"

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"You remember."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"You think you're better than me?"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Stop emailing us!"

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."