
"What the hell!"

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You remember."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"I got one 'woo.'"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"You think you're better than me?"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Stop emailing us!"

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."