
"What the hell!"

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Biden laughed."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"You remember."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"You think you're better than me?"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"

"Manage your expectations, people."

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."