
"What the hell!"

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Biden laughed."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"You remember."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"You think you're better than me?"

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner