
"What the hell!"

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"I got one 'woo.'"

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"You remember."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"You think you're better than me?"

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Manage your expectations, people."

"It's just like riding a bike."