
"What the hell!"

"Biden laughed."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Yes, age is an issue."

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"I got one 'woo.'"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"You remember."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"To all my friends in the press..."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Thank you, thank you, thank you!"
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Biden on the importance of journalism