
"What the hell!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You remember."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"Manage your expectations, people."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Biden laughed."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"Wordle is here tonight."

Courtroom sketch artist

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"You're the funny one in the family."

Turning the page

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"Yes, age is an issue."

"Your words speak truth to power."