
"What the hell!"

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You remember."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"You think you're better than me?"

"Stop emailing us!"

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"