
"What the hell!"

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You remember."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

"Stop emailing us!"

"You think you're better than me?"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Your words speak truth to power."