
"What the hell!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

Courtroom sketch artist

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You remember."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"You think you're better than me?"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Manage your expectations, people."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"