
"What the hell!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"That was hard-hitting journalism you saw."

"And the race is tied?"

"To all my friends in the press..."

"Your words speak truth to power."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

Biden on the importance of journalism

"You think you're better than me?"

"Yes, age is an issue."

"To a free press."

"Sleepy Don."

"Stop emailing us!"

"...my definition of patriotism and heroism."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"I may use that again."

"You're way too young to be president."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"God bless America."

"My VP actually endorses me."

"Thank you, thank you, thank you!"