"What the hell!"
"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."
"Who [...] says I'm not a real job creator?"
"Thank you, thank you, thank you!"
Biden on the importance of journalism
"Stop emailing us!"
"Can we just acknowledge..."
"If Congress were theater..."
"Biden laughed."
"Journalism is clearly not a crime."
"To all my friends in the press..."
"You think you're better than me?"
"Yes, age is an issue."
"Manage your expectations, people."
"You're the funny one in the family."
"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."
"I got one 'woo.'"
"You remember."
"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."
The final White House Correspondents' Dinner
"I'm also used to being second gentleman."
"Too chilling for you guys?"
"I'll be delivering the Republican response."
"...my definition of patriotism and heroism."
"Donald has had a few tough days lately."