
"What the hell!"

"You think you're better than me?"

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."

"To all my friends in the press..."

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"That was hard-hitting journalism you saw."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Yes, age is an issue."

Biden on the importance of journalism

"To a free press."

"I may use that again."

"Sleepy Don."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"...my definition of patriotism and heroism."

"You're way too young to be president."

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"God bless America."

"My VP actually endorses me."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"Please, not so loud."