
"What the hell!"

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Yes, age is an issue."

Biden on the importance of journalism

"You think you're better than me?"

"That was hard-hitting journalism you saw."

"Your words speak truth to power."

"To all my friends in the press..."

"And the race is tied?"

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"To a free press."

"Biden laughed."

"...my definition of patriotism and heroism."

"My VP actually endorses me."

"I may use that again."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"God bless America."

"You're way too young to be president."

"Sleepy Don."

Let's see how we do this.