The Perfect Christmas You Never Wanted

That Gnawing Pang

Entertaining Guests and Making Friends

Jinkx Laughing

DeLa Plays and Jinkx Screams

Fashion

I Love Poop Farts Farts Farts

Fascists in Red Hats

Horny Old Lady

I Didn't Say it Was Good

I Have a Much Higher Tolerance

Connected to our Ancestors

I'm Extremely Alcoholic

But I Don't Celebrate Christmas

Hecate Hecate Hecate

You Should Not Be Listening To Me

I Thought You Were Virgin

Bitch at airports

I have mommy issues

Hehehehe

Wake up early?

cringe

LOL

IN ALL CAPS

rips them right off