♪ We Wish You A Merry Christmas ♪

If I Weren't Real Could I Sing This?

You Know Something Pal You Smell Like Flowers

Happy Hanukkah

Howdy Ho!

Urgent Christmas Business

Jesus Can Save Anybody

That Sounds Like A Swell Idea

The Cycle Of Poop

Howdy Ho!

Happy Birthday Jesus

Kyle's Mom's A Bitch

We Can Show Everyone The True Spirit of Christmas

All Aboard The Poo Choo

It's A Boy!

Howdy Ho!

Gosh You're Looking Swell

♪ Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo ♪

Why Do You Say That?

I'm Gonna Lay You Down By The Yule Log

I'm Not Fat I'm Festively Plump

I Want To Try And Help You Confront Your Problem

Screw You Guys I'm Going Home

And That Must Make You Mad

♪ It's Hard To Be A Jew On Christmas ♪