needleinapileofneedles:

absurdnoise:

Let’s clear something up please. Kind of a public service if you will. Let’s say you happen to be passing a gutter, or any type of hole where a murdering molester clown can hide really. And suddenly a clown appears, no matter how much you might want to talk to the clown, do not stop and chit chat. Obviously if the clown is down in a hole it’s an evil murdering molester clown, bottom line. So use this advice as a general rule of thumb. To reiterate, if you happen to pass a gutter and a clown just happens to pop up and starts talking to you, run. Do not stop and finger him, exchange tumblrs, or chat, just run.

If he tells you he has your missing toy, ignore him. If he tells you about the wonders of the sewer, turn and run the other way. The sewer is not a place you want to be.
Do not introduce yourself. Do not say a word. Do not look him in the ~~deadlights~~ eyes.

Even if he has the voice of Tim Curry- try, dear god try to resist.

I would also go as far as to say that the manufacture of evil clown acessorys are to blame for most, if not all clown related murders. I mean just arrest every one who buys a red clown side wig, let alone a evil murdering blood red clown nose. Only murderous molester clowns would need evil clown accessories. Also no more clown size gutter openings, please. I mean that’s just begging for a child killing clown to set up camp. All in all just plain common sence, right?