
**** The Elf On The Shelf

That Was An Emotional Rollercoaster

I Hate When Christmas Music Starts Playing

I Love Christmas

She Said They're Not Coming Home For The Christmas

You Can Make Heartwarming Commercials

That's Pretty Badass Though

Oh No, He Died

Maybe Have A Real Conversation With Your Kids

He Had The Right To Trick His Shitty Kids

I Guess I'll Just Fake My Own Death

I Travel Back Home For The Holidays

I Would High Five My Grandpa For Tricking Me

I Don't Know What His Problem Is, Unless...

What A Clever Old Man