
"Wordle is here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Can we just acknowledge..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Let's Start Giving Out Some Trophies!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Biden laughed."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

Courtroom sketch artist

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You remember."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."

"That was hard-hitting journalism you saw."