
Just Smile and Nod

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

Tom Hanks Talks Academy Museum of Motion Pictures

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Let's Start Giving Out Some Trophies!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"You remember."

"I got one 'woo.'"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You think you're better than me?"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Manage your expectations, people."