
"Wordle is here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Can we just acknowledge..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Let's Start Giving Out Some Trophies!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Biden laughed."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

Courtroom sketch artist

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You remember."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"That was hard-hitting journalism you saw."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."