
Just Smile and Nod

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

Tom Hanks Talks Academy Museum of Motion Pictures

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Let's Start Giving Out Some Trophies!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I got one 'woo.'"

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You remember."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Biden laughed."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Manage your expectations, people."