
Just Smile and Nod

"Wordle is here tonight."

Tom Hanks Talks Academy Museum of Motion Pictures

"Stop emailing us!"

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Let's Start Giving Out Some Trophies!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"You remember."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You think you're better than me?"

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"Manage your expectations, people."