
"Wordle is here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Let's Start Giving Out Some Trophies!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Biden laughed."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You remember."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"Manage your expectations, people."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"That was hard-hitting journalism you saw."

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."