
Just Smile and Nod

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

Tom Hanks Talks Academy Museum of Motion Pictures

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Let's Start Giving Out Some Trophies!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You remember."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"You think you're better than me?"

"Biden laughed."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Manage your expectations, people."