
Just Smile and Nod

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

Tom Hanks Talks Academy Museum of Motion Pictures

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Let's Start Giving Out Some Trophies!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"You remember."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"You think you're better than me?"

"Biden laughed."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Manage your expectations, people."