
Just Smile and Nod

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"You think you're better than me?"

"That was hard-hitting journalism you saw."

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"Let's Start Giving Out Some Trophies!"

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Manage your expectations, people."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

"You remember."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"He's gotta be on our side."