
Just Smile and Nod

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Your words speak truth to power."

"That was hard-hitting journalism you saw."

"And the race is tied?"

"Let's Start Giving Out Some Trophies!"

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Manage your expectations, people."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"You remember."

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"He's gotta be on our side."