
Just Smile and Nod

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"Your words speak truth to power."

"That was hard-hitting journalism you saw."

"You think you're better than me?"

"And the race is tied?"

"Let's Start Giving Out Some Trophies!"

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Manage your expectations, people."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You remember."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"He's gotta be on our side."