
Just Smile and Nod

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"

"You think you're better than me?"

"That was hard-hitting journalism you saw."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"Let's Start Giving Out Some Trophies!"

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Manage your expectations, people."

"You remember."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"He's gotta be on our side."