
Just Smile and Nod

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Your words speak truth to power."

"That was hard-hitting journalism you saw."

"And the race is tied?"

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"Let's Start Giving Out Some Trophies!"

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Manage your expectations, people."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"You remember."

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."