
Just Smile and Nod

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Your words speak truth to power."

"You think you're better than me?"

"And the race is tied?"

"That was hard-hitting journalism you saw."

"Biden laughed."

"Let's Start Giving Out Some Trophies!"

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Manage your expectations, people."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"You remember."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."