
"What the hell!"

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"Sleepy Don."

How's everybody doing tonight?

The Democrats
@TheDemocrats

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You remember."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Stop emailing us!"

"You think you're better than me?"

"Biden laughed."

He got a bipartisan infrastructure bill passed.

The Democrats
@TheDemocrats

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"Wordle is here tonight."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"

"Nothing makes sense anymore."