
"What the hell!"

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"Sleepy Don."

How's everybody doing tonight?

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Biden laughed."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"You think you're better than me?"

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You remember."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Wordle is here tonight."