
"What the hell!"

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"Sleepy Don."

How's everybody doing tonight?

"Biden laughed."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Wordle is here tonight."

He got a bipartisan infrastructure bill passed.

"You think you're better than me?"

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"You remember."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"

"Manage your expectations, people."

Courtroom sketch artist