
"What the hell!"

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"Sleepy Don."

How's everybody doing tonight?

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"You remember."

"I got one 'woo.'"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"And the race is tied?"