
"What the hell!"

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"Sleepy Don."

How's everybody doing tonight?

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Biden laughed."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"You remember."

"I got one 'woo.'"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."