
"What the hell!"

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"Sleepy Don."

How's everybody doing tonight?

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Biden laughed."

"You think you're better than me?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Wordle is here tonight."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."

"Nothing makes sense anymore."