"What the hell!"
"Journalism is clearly not a crime."
"Sleepy Don."
How's everybody doing tonight?
The Democrats
@TheDemocrats
The final White House Correspondents' Dinner
"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."
"Can we just acknowledge..."
"Stop emailing us!"
"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."
"I got one 'woo.'"
"You remember."
"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."
"I'm also used to being second gentleman."
"Too chilling for you guys?"
"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."
"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."
"Manage your expectations, people."
"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"
"Wordle is here tonight."
He got a bipartisan infrastructure bill passed.
The Democrats
@TheDemocrats
"Biden laughed."
"You think you're better than me?"
"Your words speak truth to power."
"And the race is tied?"
"Nothing makes sense anymore."