
"What the hell!"

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"Sleepy Don."

How's everybody doing tonight?

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

Courtroom sketch artist

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"You think you're better than me?"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"You remember."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I got one 'woo.'"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."