
"What the hell!"

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"Sleepy Don."

How's everybody doing tonight?

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

Courtroom sketch artist

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"You think you're better than me?"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You remember."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"