
"What the hell!"

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"Sleepy Don."

How's everybody doing tonight?

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The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You remember."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"Wordle is here tonight."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Stop emailing us!"

"You think you're better than me?"

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

He got a bipartisan infrastructure bill passed.

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@TheDemocrats

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"

"Nothing makes sense anymore."