
"What the hell!"

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"Sleepy Don."

How's everybody doing tonight?

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Biden laughed."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"You think you're better than me?"

He got a bipartisan infrastructure bill passed.

Courtroom sketch artist

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Wordle is here tonight."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"You remember."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner