
"What the hell!"

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"Sleepy Don."

How's everybody doing tonight?

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"He's gotta be on our side."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"You think you're better than me?"

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I got one 'woo.'"

He got a bipartisan infrastructure bill passed.

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You remember."

"Your words speak truth to power."