
"What the hell!"

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"Sleepy Don."

How's everybody doing tonight?

"Biden laughed."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Wordle is here tonight."

He got a bipartisan infrastructure bill passed.

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You remember."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."