
"What the hell!"

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"Sleepy Don."

How's everybody doing tonight?

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"You think you're better than me?"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"I got one 'woo.'"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"You remember."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

He got a bipartisan infrastructure bill passed.