
"What the hell!"

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"Sleepy Don."

How's everybody doing tonight?

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

Courtroom sketch artist

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Wordle is here tonight."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"You remember."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I got one 'woo.'"

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"