
"What the hell!"

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"Sleepy Don."

How's everybody doing tonight?

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Biden laughed."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

He got a bipartisan infrastructure bill passed.

"You think you're better than me?"

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Manage your expectations, people."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"You remember."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."