
"What the hell!"

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"Sleepy Don."

How's everybody doing tonight?

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"You think you're better than me?"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You remember."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I got one 'woo.'"

He got a bipartisan infrastructure bill passed.

"And the race is tied?"