
People Get Pinched

Steam locomotive 2102, Jim Thorpe, PA

Just Give Up

"A lawyer writes a lie."

How it's done in OC

LAPD Budget Increases

"That has never in the history of ever happened."

"Did you hear my answer, ma’am?"

"I ran to the courtroom."

"When I travel, I always take cash."

"Did you understand that?"

"You're confused, you think I'm on trial."

"You don't have to yell at me."

"A man is not a plan."

"Don't be cute with me."

"I am your equal."

Could've Worded That Differently

"I love talking about the county-by-county map!"

Things Were Amiss

What's Wrong With You

DROC riding around SoCal

What Does Pasé Mean?

Black, White, and Me

Humongous Horse Penis

She Goes To The Hospital, I Go To Jail