
People Get Pinched

Steam locomotive 2102, Jim Thorpe, PA

Just Give Up

"A lawyer writes a lie."

How it's done in OC

LAPD Budget Increases

"Did you hear my answer, ma’am?"

"That has never in the history of ever happened."

"I ran to the courtroom."

"I am your equal."

"You don't have to yell at me."

"Don't be cute with me."

"A man is not a plan."

"When I travel, I always take cash."

"Did you understand that?"

"You're confused, you think I'm on trial."

Could've Worded That Differently

"I love talking about the county-by-county map!"

Things Were Amiss

What's Wrong With You

DROC riding around SoCal

What Does Pasé Mean?

Black, White, and Me

Humongous Horse Penis

She Goes To The Hospital, I Go To Jail