
Daaaaaamn

Happy Birthday!

The American Way

You Got Moxie

She Has A Bad Hangover

I Saw Your Penis...

Oooookay....

I Don't Need Your Sympathy

This Is My Hell

I Wanna Punch You In The Face So Bad Right Now

Your House Isn't Haunted, You're Lonely

All Hands On Deck

You're Not On Your Period Are You?

For Realskies?

Oh Okay Well...

Feels Weird

New Dads Be Like

I Don't Want To Date A Twin

I'm Sorry I'm Talking So Loud

It Was Getting A Little Too Chummy Around Here

I Have No Other Choice

It Is An Honor To Meet You

Nice To Meet You...

This Is A Hellscape

Make Me Laugh