
Ha ha ha

"Jordan Schlansky's Opinions On Opinions"

Karen Smells Phyllis' Perfume

Pay you double

Just nod and smile

We're out of money

That title cool?

Aquire fake customers

You'll be in here

Big problem big resources

Don't need to do anything

I'm bored

Correct

Don't talk to your superior that way

Lay off everyone

I know this is weird

Plan changed on day 1

Get in trouble?

Who's your higher up?

Been pretty good recently

I messed that up

Take full credit?

choke

Jim Moved Dwight's Desk

Michael Playing with the Speakerphone