
Ha ha ha

"Jordan Schlansky's Opinions On Opinions"

Karen Smells Phyllis' Perfume

Corporate Survival Coffee Sip Ah-Z

Dead Inside Thumbs Up Ah-Z

Professional Burnout Typing Ah-Z

Don't need to do anything

I'm bored

Big problem big resources

Just nod and smile

Pay you double

I know this is weird

Lay off everyone

Don't talk to your superior that way

Correct

We're out of money

That title cool?

Aquire fake customers

You'll be in here

Who's your higher up?

Plan changed on day 1

Get in trouble?

Been pretty good recently

I messed that up

Take full credit?