24:T407,WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ? I BROKE THE EGG. YOU BROKE YOUR EGG ! BUT YOU'RE PARTNERED WITH A GIRL !! I TRIED TO COVER IT UP. TRIED TO PUT IT BACK TOGETHER WITH MODELING GLUE, TRIED TO SEAL IT WITH A SOLDERING GUN, BUT I GIVE UP, I CAN'T HIDE IT. I BROKE THE EGG. DID YOU TELL ANYONE ELSE ABOUT THIS ? NO. DID YOU TELL YOUR EGG PARTNER, HEIDI ? NO, THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. I THINK YOU SHOULD STILL GIVE HEIDI AN \"A\" ON THE PROJECT. YOU SEE, I BROKE THE EGG, NOT HER. AND SO, I SHOULD GET AN \"F\" AND SHE SHOULD GET AN \"A\". WHICH MEANS THAT TOGETHER, THE GRADES SHOULD AVERAGE OUT TO A C-MINUS FOR BOTH OF US. I CAN'T DO THAT, ERIC ! DAMMIT, I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT ! YOU ALWAYS HAVE IT OUT FOR ME ! YOU HAVE TO GET AN \"A\", ERIC ! HERE, I'LL SIGN THIS NEW EGG FOR YOU, AND WE'LL PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED, ALRIGHT ? JUST PUT ON THE OLD HAIR, COLOR IN THE SAME EYES. THERE WE GO- GOOD AS NEW. NOW, GO ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR RECESS. MS. GARRISON, YOU'VE NEVER BEEN THIS COOL TO ME BEFORE. OKAY, WELL YOU'RE WELCOME, ERIC, NOW JUST RUN25:T76c,

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Let’s clear something up please. Kind of a public service if you will. Let’s say you happen to be passing a gutter, or any type of hole where a murdering molester clown can hide really. And suddenly a clown appears, no matter how much you might want to talk to the clown, do not stop and chit chat. Obviously if the clown is down in a hole it’s an evil murdering molester clown, bottom line. So use this advice as a general rule of thumb. To reiterate, if you happen to pass a gutter and a clown just happens to pop up and starts talking to you, run. Do not stop and finger him, exchange tumblrs, or chat, just run.

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