
I Am So S-M-R-T

Haven't Crapped In 3 Weeks

I Beg Of You

Oh Boy...

Oh My

I Hate My Birthday

Sell It

Shrimp - Donkey - Shrek

I Love Daddy

Trying Is Uncool But I Think You're Smart

What Have I Done?!

I Just Work Here

I will never give up

I Know

I Sure Have Gotten A Lot Of Fruitcake

I Don't Know!

I Can't Go On

It Should Be Me

I Would Probably Murder Anyone Who Hurt Her

Crapped My Pants

A Literal Call to Adventure

I Don't Know What To Say

Do I Look Sexy?

I Turned Myself Into A Pickle!

3 LOGICAL EXITS