
Why?

You Think I Chose This?

It's Gotta Be A Joke

Our Son Is Going To Princeton

When You Say "Date" Him...

In Exchange

What do you mean?

What is that?

Oh she's warm

Didn't know that

That's tasty!

I'll Date His Brains Out

I Can Make My Own Decisions

All men are the same

It's milk time

No hard feelings

ASAP

Feel like i'm going to die

Other 2 are hotter

We've Tried Everything

Didn't want to work

Hi

I actually feel better

I'm Leaving

spits