
"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"

"That was hard-hitting journalism you saw."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Biden laughed."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Manage your expectations, people."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"You remember."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

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