
Conference Call Jokes

That's A Shame

Respect for the Aged Day

Meat Puppet

"Country first, party second."

"We need to move forward together."

"Service is merely a precondition of hope."

"...treat every single person...with respect."

"You have given us a clear mandate..."

"Politics can be a force for good."

"My government will fight every day..."

"This lack of trust can...be healed by actions."

"Our work is urgent and we begin it today."

"...join this government of service..."

"Have no doubt that we will rebuild Britain..."

"Thank you very much."

"...the work of change begins immediately..."

"Public service is a privilege."

You're So Essential

These Are Bad

The Big Beast

Cross Talk

Who's All This Then?

Knee Slapper

Respect for the Aged Day