
Conference Call Jokes

That's A Shame

Respect for the Aged Day

Shit, Shower, And Shave

Meat Puppet

"Country first, party second."

"We need to move forward together."

"Have no doubt that we will rebuild Britain..."

"...join this government of service..."

"Our work is urgent and we begin it today."

"You have given us a clear mandate..."

"...treat every single person...with respect."

"Politics can be a force for good."

"Service is merely a precondition of hope."

"My government will fight every day..."

"This lack of trust can...be healed by actions."

"Thank you very much."

"Public service is a privilege."

"...the work of change begins immediately..."

These Are Bad

You're So Essential

The Big Beast

Cross Talk

Who's All This Then?

Knee Slapper