
Conference Call Jokes

That's A Shame

Respect for the Aged Day

Shit, Shower, And Shave

Meat Puppet

"We need to move forward together."

"Country first, party second."

"Have no doubt that we will rebuild Britain..."

"Our work is urgent and we begin it today."

"...join this government of service..."

"Politics can be a force for good."

"Service is merely a precondition of hope."

"...treat every single person...with respect."

"You have given us a clear mandate..."

"Public service is a privilege."

"Thank you very much."

"...the work of change begins immediately..."

"This lack of trust can...be healed by actions."

"My government will fight every day..."

The Big Beast

You're So Essential

These Are Bad

Who's All This Then?

Cross Talk

Respect for the Aged Day