
Conference Call Jokes

That's A Shame

Respect for the Aged Day

Meat Puppet

"We need to move forward together."

"Country first, party second."

"...treat every single person...with respect."

"Politics can be a force for good."

"Service is merely a precondition of hope."

"You have given us a clear mandate..."

"Have no doubt that we will rebuild Britain..."

"Our work is urgent and we begin it today."

"...join this government of service..."

"My government will fight every day..."

"This lack of trust can...be healed by actions."

"Public service is a privilege."

"...the work of change begins immediately..."

"Thank you very much."

The Big Beast

These Are Bad

You're So Essential

Who's All This Then?

Cross Talk

Respect for the Aged Day

Knee Slapper