
Conference Call Jokes

That's A Shame

Respect for the Aged Day

Shit, Shower, And Shave

Meat Puppet

"We need to move forward together."

"Country first, party second."

"...join this government of service..."

"Our work is urgent and we begin it today."

"Have no doubt that we will rebuild Britain..."

"...treat every single person...with respect."

"Politics can be a force for good."

"Service is merely a precondition of hope."

"You have given us a clear mandate..."

"Public service is a privilege."

"Thank you very much."

"...the work of change begins immediately..."

"My government will fight every day..."

"This lack of trust can...be healed by actions."

You're So Essential

The Big Beast

These Are Bad

Cross Talk

Who's All This Then?

Respect for the Aged Day