
We're Not Very Good At Litigations

Unanimous Conclusion

"A lawyer writes a lie."

"I'm an attorney."

"I am your equal."

"I did my job."

"The judge scheduled a sentencing for July 11th."

"That has never in the history of ever happened."

"Enormous gratitude."

"Don't be cute with me."

"You don't have to yell at me."

"A man is not a plan."

"The defendant, Donald J. Trump, is guilty..."

Save Your Money

"Did you hear my answer, ma’am?"

They Got 'Em

"Jurors perform a fundamental civic duty."

Don't Risk Your Health

You Smell Worse Than You Thought

DA Bragg Speaks After Trump Found Guilty

"Our job is to follow the facts and the law..."

"I ran to the courtroom."

"When I travel, I always take cash."

"You're confused, you think I'm on trial."

This Is Ridiculous