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Unanimous Conclusion

"A lawyer writes a lie."

"I'm an attorney."

"I am your equal."

"The judge scheduled a sentencing for July 11th."

"I did my job."

"Don't be cute with me."

"Enormous gratitude."

"That has never in the history of ever happened."

"You don't have to yell at me."

"A man is not a plan."

"The defendant, Donald J. Trump, is guilty..."

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"Jurors perform a fundamental civic duty."

"Did you hear my answer, ma’am?"

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"Our job is to follow the facts and the law..."

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"Did you understand that?"

"You're confused, you think I'm on trial."