
We're Not Very Good At Litigations

Unanimous Conclusion

"A lawyer writes a lie."

"I'm an attorney."

"The judge scheduled a sentencing for July 11th."

"I did my job."

"I am your equal."

"You don't have to yell at me."

"That has never in the history of ever happened."

"Don't be cute with me."

"Enormous gratitude."

"A man is not a plan."

"The defendant, Donald J. Trump, is guilty..."

"Jurors perform a fundamental civic duty."

"Did you hear my answer, ma’am?"

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DA Bragg Speaks After Trump Found Guilty

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"Our job is to follow the facts and the law..."

"You're confused, you think I'm on trial."

"Donald J. Trump has been convicted..."

"When I travel, I always take cash."

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