
We're Not Very Good At Litigations

First We Feast
@firstwefeast

Unanimous Conclusion

Don't Risk Your Health

"You're confused, you think I'm on trial."

"A lawyer writes a lie."

"I'm an attorney."

Save Your Money

First We Feast
@firstwefeast

"The judge scheduled a sentencing for July 11th."

DA Bragg Speaks After Trump Found Guilty

This Is Ridiculous

"The defendant, Donald J. Trump, is guilty..."

You Smell Worse Than You Thought

Eternal Family
@eternalfamilytv

"Enormous gratitude."

"Donald J. Trump has been convicted..."

"You don't have to yell at me."

They Got 'Em

"I did my job."

"I ran to the courtroom."

"Don't be cute with me."

Get The Hell Out

"When I travel, I always take cash."

"A man is not a plan."

"Did you hear my answer, ma’am?"

"Did you understand that?"

"I am your equal."