
We're Not Very Good At Litigations

Unanimous Conclusion

"A lawyer writes a lie."

"I'm an attorney."

"I did my job."

"The judge scheduled a sentencing for July 11th."

"I am your equal."

"Don't be cute with me."

"A man is not a plan."

"Enormous gratitude."

"You don't have to yell at me."

"That has never in the history of ever happened."

"The defendant, Donald J. Trump, is guilty..."

Save Your Money

They Got 'Em

"Did you hear my answer, ma’am?"

"Jurors perform a fundamental civic duty."

Don't Risk Your Health

You Smell Worse Than You Thought

DA Bragg Speaks After Trump Found Guilty

"Our job is to follow the facts and the law..."

"I ran to the courtroom."

"When I travel, I always take cash."

Get The Hell Out

"Did you understand that?"