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Unanimous Conclusion

"A lawyer writes a lie."

"I'm an attorney."

"I am your equal."

"The judge scheduled a sentencing for July 11th."

"I did my job."

"Enormous gratitude."

"You don't have to yell at me."

"Don't be cute with me."

"That has never in the history of ever happened."

"A man is not a plan."

"The defendant, Donald J. Trump, is guilty..."

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"Jurors perform a fundamental civic duty."

"Did you hear my answer, ma’am?"

"Our job is to follow the facts and the law..."

"Did you understand that?"

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"I ran to the courtroom."

"When I travel, I always take cash."