
We're Not Very Good At Litigations

Unanimous Conclusion

"A lawyer writes a lie."

"I'm an attorney."

"I am your equal."

"The judge scheduled a sentencing for July 11th."

"I did my job."

"Enormous gratitude."

"Don't be cute with me."

"You don't have to yell at me."

"That has never in the history of ever happened."

"The defendant, Donald J. Trump, is guilty..."

"A man is not a plan."

Don't Risk Your Health

They Got 'Em

Save Your Money

DA Bragg Speaks After Trump Found Guilty

You Smell Worse Than You Thought

"Did you hear my answer, ma’am?"

"Jurors perform a fundamental civic duty."

"Our job is to follow the facts and the law..."

This Is Ridiculous

"Did you understand that?"

"You're confused, you think I'm on trial."

Get The Hell Out