
Your House Isn't Haunted, You're Lonely

Any Dog Under 50 Pounds Is A Cat

Sex Drugs and Rock n Roll

Ron Has Seen 3 Movies In His Life

When People In Pawnee Use The Water Fountain

It's Pretty Funny

I Like People Places And Things

Thank You

Oh My God...

She Has A Bad Hangover

Ron Gets Employee Of The Month

At Least I Didn't Make Any New Friendships

I Can Be Idiotic For $600

Hahaha

They're Going At It Hard, Old People Style

Ron's Interests

Pawnee Is Filled With A Bunch Of Pee Pee Heads