
Happy Birthday To Me...

No Kitty This Is My Pot Pie

You're Welcome Polly Prissy Pants

I've Decided To Quit!

Pretend We're Getting Married!

She Looks Like That Chick From Grease!

All We Gotta Do Is Become Lesbians Too!

Giddy

Deck The Halls With Parts Of Bodies

That Is So Lame!

I Told Them I Had Herpes

Nobody Could Take Your Place!

Who Would Do This So Close To Christmas?

I Need A Makeover!

Let's Kiss

Maybe We Should Go On A Cruise!

You Must Be Stan!

Chef's Gonna Make Sweet Love To Ms. Ellen!

I Wish I Knew How To Spell!

Shrugs!

I Can Live With That!

This Is Some Bullshit

Things Are Gonna Change Around Here

Stay Away From My Man!

Yes Ma'am!