
"What the hell!"

"Yes, age is an issue."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

Biden on the importance of journalism

"To all my friends in the press..."

"And the race is tied?"

"That was hard-hitting journalism you saw."

"Your words speak truth to power."

"You think you're better than me?"

"My VP actually endorses me."

"...my definition of patriotism and heroism."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"To a free press."

"I may use that again."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"You're way too young to be president."

"Sleepy Don."

"God bless America."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Please, not so loud."