
"What the hell!"

"Yes, age is an issue."

"You think you're better than me?"

"And the race is tied?"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"That was hard-hitting journalism you saw."

"To all my friends in the press..."

"Your words speak truth to power."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

Biden on the importance of journalism

"To a free press."

"I may use that again."

"...my definition of patriotism and heroism."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Sleepy Don."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Biden laughed."

"You're way too young to be president."

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"God bless America."

"My VP actually endorses me."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Thank you, thank you, thank you!"