The final White House Correspondents' Dinner
"What the hell!"
"Journalism is clearly not a crime."
How's everybody doing tonight?
The Democrats
@TheDemocrats
"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."
"Can we just acknowledge..."
"Stop emailing us!"
"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."
"I got one 'woo.'"
"You remember."
"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."
"I'm also used to being second gentleman."
"Too chilling for you guys?"
"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"
"Wordle is here tonight."
"Manage your expectations, people."
"Biden laughed."
"You think you're better than me?"
"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."
"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."
"Your words speak truth to power."
"And the race is tied?"
"Nothing makes sense anymore."
"Decency is why we're all here tonight."
"Who [...] says I'm not a real job creator?"