
"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"What the hell!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Please, not so loud."

Turning the page

How's everybody doing tonight?

"He's gotta be on our side."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Biden laughed."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"You remember."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"