
"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"What the hell!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Please, not so loud."

Turning the page

How's everybody doing tonight?

"Biden laughed."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"You think you're better than me?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"

"You remember."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner