
"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"What the hell!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Please, not so loud."

Turning the page

How's everybody doing tonight?

"He's gotta be on our side."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"You think you're better than me?"

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You remember."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."