"Journalism is clearly not a crime."
"Stop emailing us!"
Turning the page
"What the hell!"
The final White House Correspondents' Dinner
"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."
"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"
"...my definition of patriotism and heroism."
"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."
"Can we just acknowledge..."
"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."
"I got one 'woo.'"
"You remember."
"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."
"I'm also used to being second gentleman."
"Too chilling for you guys?"
"Manage your expectations, people."
"You think you're better than me?"
"Biden laughed."
"Wordle is here tonight."
Courtroom sketch artist
Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream
"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."
"Your words speak truth to power."
"And the race is tied?"