
"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"What the hell!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Please, not so loud."

Turning the page

How's everybody doing tonight?

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"You think you're better than me?"

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"You remember."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."