
"What the hell!"

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Please, not so loud."

Turning the page

How's everybody doing tonight?

"Biden laughed."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"You think you're better than me?"

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"You remember."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner