
"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"What the hell!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Please, not so loud."

Turning the page

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

How's everybody doing tonight?

Courtroom sketch artist

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"He's gotta be on our side."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"You think you're better than me?"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"You remember."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I got one 'woo.'"