
"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"What the hell!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Please, not so loud."

Turning the page

How's everybody doing tonight?

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"You think you're better than me?"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You remember."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Wordle is here tonight."