
Who Is David Bowie?

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He's Like Voldemort

He Was A Bloated Monster

He'll Fight Anyone

Imposter!

I Don't Know His Intentions

He Who Controls The Stuffing

Basically An Idiot

Where Did You Find This Guy?

He Must Be Tough

He Plays GTA

Why I'm Voting For Hillary

He's Really Bright

He Knows How to Keep a Secret

He's Very Supportive

Pandering

Challenging Me

Kept Gaining Momentum

He's so handsome

He's So Hot

Old Kyle

He's Good At Giving Advice In General

He's Always Singing

He Does A Lot Of Impressions