
Who Is David Bowie?

avada kedavra

He's Like Voldemort

He Was A Bloated Monster

He'll Fight Anyone

Imposter!

I Don't Know His Intentions

He Who Controls The Stuffing

Basically An Idiot

Where Did You Find This Guy?

He Must Be Tough

He Plays GTA

Why I'm Voting For Hillary

He's Really Bright

He Knows How to Keep a Secret

He's Always Angry

He's Very Supportive

He's Got Quirks

He's The Sweetest Person In The World

I Think He Forgets A Lot

He's Always Singing

He Has Vibranium!

Pandering

He's So Hot

He's so handsome