
The Start of a Perfect Evening

Two Sips Of Wine Left

The Worst Day

Gulp

The First Word That Comes To Mind

Let's Talk About Stuff

They Go Out Of Their Way

Wiping Two Butts

Wine Makes You A Better Mom

You're Being Shit On

Debatable

The Beginning Of The Worst Days Of My Life

Okay Now I'm Ready

You Don't Even Have To Have Kids

It's Just One Glass

Silence As A Parent

The First Word That Comes To Mind

You Can't Win

This Is So Weird

First Dates Are the WORST!

Worst case scenario, I spend all day on a yacht

This Guy's A Chatterbox

Best Pizza Ever

I've Had Terrible Pizza

Terrible Way To Describe Pizza