
The Start of a Perfect Evening

Two Sips Of Wine Left

The First Word That Comes To Mind

Gulp

Let's Talk About Stuff

They Go Out Of Their Way

Wiping Two Butts

Wine Makes You A Better Mom

You're Being Shit On

You Don't Even Have To Have Kids

Silence As A Parent

Okay Now I'm Ready

It's Just One Glass

The First Word That Comes To Mind

You Can't Win

Almost the Worst

The Worst Part

The Worst Part Of Having A Pool

Worth it

Worthy of celebrating

Perfect children

Keep that mask on

Cheers!

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