
Almost the Worst

The Start of a Perfect Evening

Two Sips Of Wine Left

The First Word That Comes To Mind

Gulp

Let's Talk About Stuff

They Go Out Of Their Way

You're Being Shit On

Wine Makes You A Better Mom

Wiping Two Butts

You Don't Even Have To Have Kids

Silence As A Parent

Okay Now I'm Ready

The First Word That Comes To Mind

It's Just One Glass

You Can't Win

The Worst Part

The Worst Part Of Having A Pool

Worth it

Worthy of celebrating

Candy's mine

Pumpkin spice wine

That candy's mine

$50

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