
Wiping Two Butts

Two Sips Of Wine Left

Wine Makes You A Better Mom

You Don't Even Have To Have Kids

Okay Now I'm Ready

They Go Out Of Their Way

Let's Talk About Stuff

Silence As A Parent

The Start of a Perfect Evening

It's Just One Glass

Gulp

You Can't Win

Almost the Worst

The Worst Part

The Worst Part Of Having A Pool

Worth it

Worthy of celebrating

Perfect children

$50

Costume I want

Cheers!

Keep that mask on

Going to look great

Pour and talk

Winding down