"What the hell!"

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"He's gotta be on our side."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"I got one 'woo.'"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You remember."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."