"What the hell!"

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You remember."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"You think you're better than me?"

"Manage your expectations, people."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."