"What the hell!"

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"You remember."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I got one 'woo.'"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"Stop emailing us!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"