"What the hell!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Biden laughed."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"You remember."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"I got one 'woo.'"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream