"What the hell!"

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"You remember."

"I got one 'woo.'"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"You think you're better than me?"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."