"What the hell!"

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Biden laughed."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You remember."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You think you're better than me?"

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Stop emailing us!"

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Manage your expectations, people."