"What the hell!"

Courtroom sketch artist

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"You remember."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I got one 'woo.'"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"Stop emailing us!"

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."