"What the hell!"

Courtroom sketch artist

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You remember."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I got one 'woo.'"

"Manage your expectations, people."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."