"What the hell!"

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Biden laughed."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"You remember."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I got one 'woo.'"

"Manage your expectations, people."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"