"What the hell!"

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"You remember."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I got one 'woo.'"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"You think you're better than me?"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Manage your expectations, people."

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"