"What the hell!"

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"You remember."

"I got one 'woo.'"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."