"What the hell!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You remember."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Biden laughed."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"You think you're better than me?"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"Stop emailing us!"