"What the hell!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"You remember."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I got one 'woo.'"

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Manage your expectations, people."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"You think you're better than me?"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"