"What the hell!"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"You remember."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I got one 'woo.'"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"You think you're better than me?"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

"And the race is tied?"