"What the hell!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"He's gotta be on our side."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"You remember."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You think you're better than me?"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"Manage your expectations, people."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"