"What the hell!"

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Biden laughed."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You remember."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"You think you're better than me?"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."