"What the hell!"

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Biden laughed."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You remember."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"