"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"What the hell!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Stop emailing us!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Please, not so loud."

Turning the page

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You remember."

"Biden laughed."

"You think you're better than me?"

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Wordle is here tonight."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"