Just Smile and Nod

"Wordle is here tonight."

Tom Hanks Talks Academy Museum of Motion Pictures

"Stop emailing us!"

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Let's Start Giving Out Some Trophies!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"You remember."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"Manage your expectations, people."