
Just Smile and Nod

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

Tom Hanks Talks Academy Museum of Motion Pictures

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Let's Start Giving Out Some Trophies!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You remember."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"I got one 'woo.'"

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"Manage your expectations, people."