Just Smile and Nod

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

Tom Hanks Talks Academy Museum of Motion Pictures

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Let's Start Giving Out Some Trophies!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You remember."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"You think you're better than me?"

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Biden laughed."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"Manage your expectations, people."