
Just Smile and Nod

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

Tom Hanks Talks Academy Museum of Motion Pictures

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Let's Start Giving Out Some Trophies!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"I got one 'woo.'"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"You remember."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You think you're better than me?"

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"Biden laughed."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"Manage your expectations, people."