"Stop emailing us!"

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Let's Start Giving Out Some Trophies!"

"Can we just acknowledge..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

Turning the page

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Biden laughed."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"You remember."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

Courtroom sketch artist

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Manage your expectations, people."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"That was hard-hitting journalism you saw."

"Your words speak truth to power."