Just Smile and Nod

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Let's Start Giving Out Some Trophies!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Biden laughed."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You remember."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"That was hard-hitting journalism you saw."