"Wordle is here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"He's gotta be on our side."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Let's Start Giving Out Some Trophies!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"Biden laughed."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"I got one 'woo.'"

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"You remember."

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"That was hard-hitting journalism you saw."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"And the race is tied?"

"Your words speak truth to power."