Just Smile and Nod

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"You think you're better than me?"

"Your words speak truth to power."

"And the race is tied?"

"That was hard-hitting journalism you saw."

"Biden laughed."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Let's Start Giving Out Some Trophies!"

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Manage your expectations, people."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"You remember."

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"He's gotta be on our side."