Just Smile and Nod

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"That was hard-hitting journalism you saw."

"Your words speak truth to power."

"You think you're better than me?"

"And the race is tied?"

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"Let's Start Giving Out Some Trophies!"

"Biden laughed."

"Decency is why we're all here tonight."

"Stop emailing us!"

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"Wordle is here tonight."

"Can we just acknowledge..."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream

"Manage your expectations, people."

"You remember."

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"Nothing makes sense anymore."

"I got one 'woo.'"

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."