"What the hell!"

"Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"Sleepy Don."

How's everybody doing tonight?

The final White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Can we just acknowledge..."

"Room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell."

"I'll be delivering the Republican response."

"You remember."

"We're all here tonight at nerd prom."

"Too chilling for you guys?"

"I got one 'woo.'"

"I'm also used to being second gentleman."

"He's gotta be on our side."

"If you're watching C-SPAN on a Saturday night..."

"Manage your expectations, people."

"Biden laughed."

"You think you're better than me?"

"Stop emailing us!"

"Jimmy Carter is out there thinking..."

"I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight..."

Courtroom sketch artist

"Sleepy Joe is still awake!"

"Wordle is here tonight."

Criminal masterminds who bike to get ice cream